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Midget Demotivational Poster


I HAVE A FEELING - this is gonna be a short fight


TAGS: midget fight
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by MalicE

WestTexRedneck - September 1, 2011, 10:30 pm
Id pay to watch THAT fight!!
MalicE - October 1, 2010, 2:02 am
proudly South African :-P
Feasibly - September 30, 2010, 12:55 pm
It's cool man! Go ahead and ride shotgun...you ain't gotta get all up in my grill!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 12:02 pm
Oompa Loompa doompadee doo.....It's ON Bitch!!!!!
mikieelmo - September 30, 2010, 11:57 am
short and to the point ! 5l
Benlulz - September 30, 2010, 11:32 am
whahahah xDDD This is gunna be one of those pictures that makes me laugh every time i see it :D
bubbalou - September 30, 2010, 10:31 am
BOOOOOO-aaaahahahahahah!


MIDGET TOSSING - Please re-legalize it!




A LIVE SHOW - Sometimes you get more than you paid for


TAGS: hippo midget
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by dporter8462

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:08 am
What did Murray on "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" say about Chuckles the clown?: "Born in a trunk, died in a trunk!"
steve1961 - January 19, 2013, 10:13 am
It was a hoax news story taken as fact. It never happened. And yes I know this is a year old post...just sayin' is all.
JesusWept - December 25, 2012, 11:47 pm
I wonder if there is a YouTube video on this?
Wheels78 - December 18, 2012, 4:52 am
Wow.... I now have a new worst way to die nightmare... drowning in the stomach acid of a live animal.


MINI GOLF - ftw.


TAGS: mini golf little people midgets dwarves
Rating: 2.73/5

More motifakes by Jaimie Fry

Alexiel - July 12, 2008, 8:08 am
chibis
pro - June 19, 2008, 11:26 am
She's only hot from the vagina up, though.
Rondo - June 19, 2008, 10:03 am
Midgets, you know you want to bang one!
Heh - May 12, 2008, 8:34 pm
I bet she clubs him in the head on the backswing
Anon - May 3, 2008, 10:23 pm
The girl, she is hot.


MIDGET KISS -




I HATE IT - when a midget tells you "your hair smells nice"


TAGS: nailer midget funny
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by WillieNailer

Faceplant31 - September 7, 2010, 1:19 pm
5L
Reality Lord - September 7, 2010, 6:31 am

brutal. i love it 5L


AMBIVALENCE - I don't know whether to laugh, vomit or cry. So I am doing all 3.


TAGS: midget stripper
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:34 am
DOn't mind G4loser... just hit it!
G4briel - April 21, 2010, 3:24 pm
ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY???? You're gonna drown in your own puke, like Jimi Hendrix, John Bonham and many others!!!


VERNE TROYER - Excels at miniature golf... Has improved his short game... Doesn't have to take a knee to read the greens... Climbs out of sand traps... I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY LONG.


TAGS: midget assignment
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Produceman117 - November 12, 2009, 11:28 pm
Nice to hear from you, Random. But you probably just facepalmed...tell the truth.
MrRandom - November 12, 2009, 11:19 pm
I didn't know whether to laugh or to facepalm. So I did both and gave you 5L.
Preacher Man - November 12, 2009, 11:07 pm
Yeah, when it comes to midget jokes, we'll never run short.


LOWER CASE - the a team




WHATEVER YOU DO - No Freakin' Short Jokes


TAGS: midget fun
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by Retrochcop

LD0ne - August 25, 2010, 3:36 pm
he looks like he can break those cuffs...
Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 2:45 pm
Well you don't have to be short about it. Simply asking to not make one or two little jokes is fine. I mean I get the idea, it's not like it went over my head. Geez... A little respect is nice, you know?
rerun - January 10, 2010, 10:59 am

eretwhatthef*ck - go away
Erecrottod - January 10, 2010, 10:40 am
Why should I joke. He's just a joke on its own.


MIDGET PORN - Just as funny as it sounds


TAGS: midget porn
Rating: 1.61/5

More motifakes by Evan Lukash

Taylor - July 11, 2008, 4:02 pm
Warning being drunk may cause you to put multiple stupid unfunny pictures on motifake.


FUTILITY -


TAGS: i think this is why midgets tend to be so bitter
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - October 6, 2009, 11:40 pm
Thank you.
temp - October 6, 2009, 11:39 pm
That's fucking hilarious!
Sean - October 2, 2009, 12:01 am
*weiner
Sean - October 2, 2009, 12:01 am
Is it my imagination, or is this wiener dog giving us the Charles Manson?
agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 11:36 pm
LMAO! This'll hover at 3.1, methinks.
Sean - October 1, 2009, 11:33 pm
Destination: Two-Point-Nines-Ville. Population: Perfect Posters. Huzzahhh!!!
agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 11:28 pm
Kiss of death: Aggy loves this poster!
Sean - October 1, 2009, 11:27 pm
Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo's right. I did a do-over in the October Challenge. Seeing is believing. But thanks anyway MrRandom.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2009, 11:17 pm
Nah, The second one IS better. You should be ashamed Sean.
MrRandom - October 1, 2009, 11:15 pm
Still a perfect poster
Sean - October 1, 2009, 11:15 pm
Dammit. Better punchline: "... no one's ever going to take you seriously." Ah well.


MIDGETS - the only people who can make looking up someones skirt look cute


TAGS: midget
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by morgan



PECK - Out of the way!




SHROOM PARTIES - It's All Fun and Games... Until midgets and bunnies must mourn a blonde transvestite.


TAGS: bunnies midgets blondes
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by netheroth

agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 11:52 am
LOL! You described the picture!


NIGHTMARE -


TAGS: nightmare midget seed
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - July 4, 2010, 9:45 pm

the seed is the mental image of this guy in your brain so that you have nightmares. meh...
Spades - July 4, 2010, 5:17 pm
Only one seed!? He looks like he took a watermelon patch in from this guy!
agdaniele - July 4, 2010, 1:58 pm
You planted a seed? Where? In him? Ok, that, I can't get outta my head.


UNDEAD MIDGETS -


TAGS: midget day zombie bowling fun flinging of tiny men
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 8:33 pm
slowwwwww downnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 8:31 pm
been*(not benn) the*(not he) Am I still the reigning king of typos?
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 8:29 pm
lol It should be. Look at this guy's grip! It looks like his thumb has benn thrust into he midget's brain!
BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 8:28 pm
Ziiiing...I think it's a strike!
MrRandom - November 13, 2009, 8:12 pm
I'd hold off on that if you want to keep your ankles.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 8:11 pm
Thanks, Pro. I'm glad you like it. I can't wait to tell the miniature zombies.
Produceman117 - November 13, 2009, 8:07 pm
*sighs* 5, you dark morbid man.


MOOOOOOOOOO -


TAGS: so there were no gang of midgets or happily ever after eh
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

CANADA - June 15, 2010, 3:35 pm
lol
TheTrashHeap - June 15, 2010, 2:36 pm
In the land of Moooooooooo every bottle says "drink me" on it and every little cake says "eat me".
Faceplant31 - June 15, 2010, 2:25 pm
Nice.


EYES UP HERE BUDDY! - I did pay for these so you could stare me in the crotch.


TAGS: yes its a midget joke thanks for playing
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by pieman

Anonymous2 - January 9, 2010, 3:28 am
That should be didn't instead of did. If she'd wanted a pair that would keep me staring at her crotch, she'd have gone with bee-stings instead of those casabas.
DrEvo82 - January 7, 2010, 10:36 am
Those melons look real to me.
Sidereal - January 7, 2010, 8:09 am
Oh dear i dont fancy yours very much
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 7:19 pm
Gag.
Me_ - January 6, 2010, 4:24 pm
you should have paid more


MIDGET FETISH - This guy has one.


TAGS: midget fetish joke this guy minigolf
Rating: 1.69/5
Öhhh - November 3, 2009, 9:28 am
Lätt att jag trycker henne


APPREHENSIVE -




MIDGETS -


TAGS: midgets mad max
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by ronsart

-quote needed- - April 23, 2009, 8:04 am
Lift embargo.
HtD - April 21, 2009, 4:40 pm
Bioshock: The Beginning, turns out little girls are more effective than midgets.
Anonymous2 - April 21, 2009, 4:18 pm
I give you the Big Daddy, Mark 1...
Fatty - April 21, 2009, 3:59 pm
Who runs Barter Town?!?


LOVE - Beautiful in any form


TAGS: midget mini golf love beautiful
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by Bri Bri

Scorpio7 - December 31, 2008, 2:37 pm
Good photoshop job. They almost look like real midgets or dwarves.
Sean - December 30, 2008, 4:53 pm
You tell 'em Bri Bri (5 from me) ... p.s.: you're on yer own, we never had this chat, now run like yell! * whistles (Greensleeves) *


FAIL - Those are his feet, Idiot.


TAGS: midget feet tank
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by Xephyr

Fail - June 24, 2009, 3:00 pm
Took you 2 tries to make a tunnel...


TYPECASTING -


TAGS: midget elf eggs and beer acting career dead end
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 6:56 pm
Thank you, thank you. I can't take all the credit, though. The guy in the elf suit brought it all together.
Faceplant31 - December 18, 2009, 6:41 pm
Perfect! 5 lil lions for you sir
spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:19 pm
Nice one Bart. 5 pun loving lions.
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 4:01 pm
The puns, they BURN


MIDGETS - He created them.




LIFE SPAN - Apparently Midgets live shorter lives than normal people...


TAGS: november challenge who didnt live for saturday afternoon midget wrestling
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Jmac0585 - November 13, 2009, 5:04 pm
WAA-WAAAAAAAA


POV - There's a definite upskirt, ummm....I mean "upside" to being a midget!




PERFECTIONIST - Noodles is the highest paid upskirt photographer. It took years to climb the ladder. It was one rung.


TAGS: midget day
Rating: 3.12/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

Wheels - November 13, 2009, 3:53 pm
LOL
Faceplant31 - November 13, 2009, 3:34 pm
Amsome!


soft hands -


TAGS: creepy midget terrorist aunt bob
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - October 1, 2014, 7:36 pm

it is...first they get sent to prison...then the other prisoners ...ehem...take care of it.
Greybeard - July 10, 2014, 2:21 am
The ugly truth exposed so innocently. It's an epidemic and UNPUNISHED problem in today's "politically correct" society. I'm hoping pedophilia becomes a capital offense.


4 ON 1? - Man.... This fight is gonna be a short fight




MIDGETS -




GNOME ON THE RANGE -




INCOMPETENCE - The most famous midget in history You don't stand a chance Period.


TAGS: midget more loved than you
Rating: 2.45/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - January 26, 2011, 9:27 am
Oh ok. Thx
Reality Lord - January 26, 2011, 7:45 am

ok...i know i'm going to get ripped on for this but...as a gamer i liked this. no...not a 5L like but decent. work the title up a bit more next time.


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